Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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