Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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