If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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