Your tits are I can't wait for
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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