that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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