um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Drake has all the answers
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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