I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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