whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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