and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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