just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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