Can Purell be used as lube?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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