and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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