Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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