is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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