another moral hangover. fuck.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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