and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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