your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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