One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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