drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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