yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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