i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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