What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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