Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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