Can i not drive my cunt home
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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