we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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