You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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