Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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