Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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