i wish starbucks made bloody marys
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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