He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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