Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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