I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize