That's intense
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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