It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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