You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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