Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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