This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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