my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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