Already got asked if we're dating
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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