i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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