Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Terrible idea I love it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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