I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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