The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
as a side note pls kill me
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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