I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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