pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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