I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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