Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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