there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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