I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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