I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i just had sex bonerless
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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